Accurate? Fuck no. Funny? Hell yes. We are known for being a patriotic and historically inspired apparel company. 99% of our designs are historically accurate. But this one clearly is not. Don't take it too seriously, it is a fun design and a parody tee. 1 of only a few we have made over the years based on some funny memes we have created.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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